PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A